Oh 114, it's you I miss Your lack of bugs, your stable bliss... This 2.0 stuff is not for me Why, oh why, did I go 3G? This laggy buggy living hell Makes me pine for what you did so well! Browsing, texting...smooth as butter Email, iPod...like no other With 114, I had fewer woes Scrolling was silky, covers just flowed Reboots were rare, freeze ups were nil Contacts were frisky, like teens on the pill The simple things are all I want I don't need Twitter or games to flaunt Just gimme back my 114 Forget the apps, forget the store Who needs Texas Hold 'Em Flashlight Monkey? What good are apps if they make the phone wonky? If you can't handle sharing (RAM that is) Pack up your Klondikes and get out of the biz 2.0 can't compare to you It's bloated, it's slow, it's got the flu "It does way more!" some will scoff As their phone stutters and putters and lets out a cough 3G is fast, to that I'll admit Alas, I have but one use for it; To log on here and read all the moans Of bug laden apps all crashing home The good times are over, his Steveness has spoken (Unlocking is tricky, even for the jailbroken) 2.0; it's said and done Let's hope things get better with 2.1 To 114, whom we hardly knew, I bid you farewell, au revoir, adieu As firmware goes, you were like a rock 2.0 can suck my...lemon.