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Another Silly Teen Thread!

nazmac21 said:
Go up to her and say hi. Pretend you are like on a date. Say good commenting stuff like: I like your hair, you are hot.
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nazmac21 said:
A good one: go up to her in a private place, give her a dollar and kiss her on the cheek. She would like you very much after that, my friends did this and made girlfriends just like that.
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Thanks Borat. You're just full of great advice, aren't you.
 
Just in case anyone missed these gems from the other teen advice thread:

iBenzin said:
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).

3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If
she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for ******* and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When
she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "**** you" and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she
thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

****11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop *****ing about the cold right now, you're going to be *****ing about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you all night.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny...why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things (like basketball).

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give
her self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house, steal one of her shoes, earrings or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way, she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order, interrupt and say "no, she's not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

***19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell on it (but not a sexy cologne smell...a bad smell. You know what I'm talking about).

21. When it's raining, keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say
"no, it's just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her
no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her that material objects arent important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy, and your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny.

26. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will,
promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Don't call.
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Hi everyone, just a little update on the girl situation: some loser beat me to it. And to add insult to injury, he's the kid that I really wanted to beat up anyway (and if you knew me, you'd know I'd never beat anybody up).
 
ghall said:
Hi everyone, just a little update on the girl situation: some loser beat me to it. And to add insult to injury, he's the kid that I really wanted to beat up anyway (and if you knew me, you'd know I'd never beat anybody up).
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sorry to hear that. :(

just remember, if he really is a jerk worthy of your anger :) then he'll probably not be with her for long.

be there to help her when they do break up...just don't be the rebound boy. ;)
 
ezzie1029 said:
sorry to hear that. :(

just remember, if he really is a jerk worthy of your anger :) then he'll probably not be with her for long.

be there to help her when they do break up...just don't be the rebound boy. ;)
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Or I could just punch him in the face. :rolleyes:
 
ghall said:
Thanks. I will.
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:eek: Beat you to it! That's crap! So now she has one guy friend in the whole world and you're going to hide away and wish for what could have been? Get your butt off yer computer and go talk to her now. "That guy is a loser, you wanna beat him up, trying to save her from some trouble"... say anything but for chicken's sake do it now before that yellow streak is cemented into your psyche forever!!!:rolleyes:

Jeez.
 
srf4real said:
:eek: Beat you to it! That's crap! So now she has one guy friend in the whole world and you're going to hide away and wish for what could have been? Get your butt off yer computer and go talk to her now. "That guy is a loser, you wanna beat him up, trying to save her from some trouble"... say anything but for chicken's sake do it now before that yellow streak is cemented into your psyche forever!!!:rolleyes:

Jeez.
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Don't hold back brother - tell us what you really think he should do.
 
dpaanlka said:
Well, for starters, do NOT mention anything about computers or electronics or technology of any sort.
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Excellent advice. and dont admit you watch re-runs of Mork and Mindy she will think youre scary. You gotta be yourself cos thats who you are...good luck
 
nickster9224 said:
watch out you dont wanna be stuck in the friends zone, bad place to be
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dsnort said:
2. "Let's just be friends."
This is code for " I want you to take me places and spend money on me, but I want to make clear from the beginning that you are never going to see me naked." If you don't believe me, invite this woman to a nice restaurant, then after diner ask the waiter for separate checks. I guarantee you she'll stop returning your phone calls!
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Meaning this.

Dude, don't obsess. If she is into "you", then being "you" is all it will take, ( as long as you express your interest). If she isn't into you, then don't beat a dead horse!
 
ghall said:
Meaning....? :confused:
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Ya still ain't even talked to her, have ya! Here you are asking for chix advice in a safe forum setting, no risk and unlikely to be made fun of for asking... so here is some advice... take a risk! It will be ironic someday when you ask her to sign yer senior yearbook and she writes how she thinks you're cute and wishes you'd gotten to know each other better... as you're going off to college for four years.:rolleyes:
 
Hello all. In case your curious, I just found out that she already has a boyfriend.

Oh, what teenagers have to go through. :(
 
ghall said:
Hello all. In case your curious, I just found out that she already has a boyfriend.

Oh, what teenagers have to go through. :(
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So be honest, have you actually said one word to this girl yet? Who says she has a steady? How do you know she's not just being nice to the only frikkin boy in your whole school who has the guts to go up and talk with her? (Hint);)

Believe me, the girls in your school are either aiming for popularity and are dating everybody popular along the way, or they are sticking to a very small crowd and waiting for a nice boy to ask them out, but nobody does because the latter has a rep as being stuck up - but she's not, she's just shy. Talk to her. Even if you never go on a date with her it will do you good to overcome the fear of rejection... and if you pass that hurdle now it will pay off for the rest of your life.
 
Good for you to have talked with her. Well high school steadies aren't long term very often, you might want to position yourself to be next in line.;)
 
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