So I called three apple stores all within 100 miles of me. Everyone sold out Thursday. The last one I talked to said try best buy. I said, wow best buy carries them?!? She said some do. I called the closest best buy that was an hour away. After a half an hour of getting them on the phone, The convo went like this:
Me: so do you guys carry the apple bumper cases for the new iPhones?
Dork

in a stuttering voice) ye ye ye yeah for the iPhone 4? Sure.
Me: the black bumpers that are made by apple?
Dork: yeah we we we.... Um let me check right quick................... Ye ye ye yeah we have them.
Me: great!!! Just wanted to make sure, thanks.
Dork: sa sa so so are you having recep reception problems?
Me: excuse me?
Dork: are you hav hav having reception problems? Cause I heard a lot are and it fixes the prob prob proaaaaaablem.
Me: not really I was just going to get one anyway before they sold out
Driving an hour away like a mad man I arrive at best buy. I'm looking around and don't see one apple case. There sets a whole tower of griffin cases. I pick up the one that looks the most like the apple bumper and go over to the phone sales guy. I know it him immediately when he opens his mouth speaking to an old man.
Cannnn can Can I help you he asks.
Me: yeah where are your apple bumper cases?
Dork: um um um um we don't have any apple cases, the closest one we have would be the grifff griff griffen. It's basically the same thing.
Me: really, you told me on the phone an hour ago that you had the apple bumper cases?
Dork: na na na no no, I don't remember telling anyone that.
Yeah right, like he thinks no one can forget this stuttering dork's voice on the phone!!!
So I need something to protect my phone and opt for the griffin with the clear back. At least I have some protection.
Lesson learned here:
Don't listen to the dorks at best buy. Oh that's right, they prefer to be called geeks.