Funny that this thread comes along right after I see a brown recluse sitting in the bathroom sink.
From Wikipedia:
Tried to drown him, but he skittered away too quickly, so I grabbed a can of hairspray and sprayed him until his legs clenched up. He was about an inch and a half long.
Reminds me, I need to clean up my room a bit, so they'll have fewer places to hide.