Yeah, it's just a Louis CK quote... but everyone's all "the 5C is lame" and "Apple's lost its edge" and yada yada...I think people are plenty happy. It's just that no one is surprised anymore. These events used to be awesome. Now it's just "I saw this 3 months ago online."
I mean, it's a freakin' phone. And it's pretty cool. My 4S (which I got when it was released) still amazes me, and now this one (5S, specifically) -- and lookeee heere, my contract is just about up!
Pretty cool stuff.
But I'd reiterate the post way up that said, essentially, "if you want to be surprised, don't follow the rumors."