You mean Macs aren't the best out there?
You mean Apple won't rule the world?
You mean Steve Jobs ISN'T GOD?!?!
It's not that I have anything against pee-cee's or anything like that... I just have fun making little jokes about all the inconveniences of using a pee-cee.
I also say stuff like "Now if you were using a Mac...", and although most of the time it's true, I don't dwell on it. My friends and I laugh it off.
Now there was this one guy who thought he could hack my computer. I gave him my IP. He said I was running net bios, and had tons of different ports open. I had a nice firewall up, and I was like, I only have 4 ports open, and I'm running UNIX. He then got offensive, saying I was wrong, and that my own portscans were wrong. The guy didn't even know how to get past my cable modem's basic firewall... And he calls himself a hacker... He can't even hack it!
I try not to get into discussions about Mac vs PC online, because they usually end in a bad way. Mac users will start up something, and then get tired of listening to the pee-cee apes, so they'll quit, and the pee-cee guys will claim a 'victory' over Apple. It just feeds the flame, and it's already too hot to handle. I only enjoy the whole Mac vs PC thing when it's an intelligent discussion, and not personal insults flying around questioning everyone's sexuality...