Point taken, although I would argue that my error was taking the troll-bait. Still, the original poster's comments about Quicktime, WMA(?!), and file-sharing are at best irrelevant, and seem designed deliberately to incite argument. I applaud the patience and good faith which with the members of this forum have addressed them.
Sorry if I upset you, guy.
Thanks a ton to everyone else. I did not expect so many replies so fast!
"Seriously, you would have known how to work with OS X by now, If you just started doing it 6 hours ago before beginning this discussion."
haha, you're right (I haven't actually been at my computer for the last six hours though🙂 ). At any rate I have my answer: no, running windows on a mac is stupid. Learn to love OSX, or move on.
Thanks again