My phone should be here today, I'd like to try facetime, but I think there needs to be some screening first... like an application..
1) Do I find you attractive enough to speak with [if i'm going to facetime with a stranger it better be worth it damnit!]
2) Are you crazy?
3) Have you been convicted of a felony?
etc..
Oh and since we're talking about dogs, here's my little crazy..
Super cute dog!