When I first got my PowerBook I used to just play around with it in the kitchen, with that speech thing on impressing my parents and sister to no extent by trying to talk to it
"shut down... shut... down. shut down. shutdown. shut.......down. tell me a joke. tell... me .. a joke.. tellmea... joke. who'se there?... who is there...."
ooh and I got my girlfriend to kiss the lid. god knows why! she blessed- i mean kissed my DS too 😀 lord knows my Mac has never really let me down and I have a 80 wins- 3 losses record on Mario Kart DS online!