INT. LIVING ROOM/DESK - NIGHT
Jack sits at his computer desk, pants down, sock ready, lotion out.
He opens the lid.
WHIIIIRRRRRR!
Joanne, Jack's wife, comes out of the bedroom, turns on the light in the living room.
JOANNE
Honey? Did you hear a noise--? OH, MY!!
Jack is startled. Tries to pull hs pants up quickly.
JACK
What?!? Er, no, this isn't--
JOANNE
No wonder you never touch me anymore.
Joanne storms back into the bedroom, slamming the door.
FADE OUT.
And I expect to see this post deleted in a very short time.
Sorry, mods.