Glossy poster to cover up the cracks.
Here in Japan, I'm a member of a labour union which is fighting for sick pay, pensions, and health insurance, for non-Japanese workers. Apple employees form a chapter of the selfsame union:
tokyogeneralunion.org
And check out their video remake of Apple's iconic add:
Today, retail workers of Apple Japan announced the formation of a union to management. The official name of the union is Zenkoku Ippan Tokyo General Union Apple Japan Local. The union has issued demands and will have collective bargaining with the company in the near future. Interested staff...
tokyogeneralunion.org
But be quick, before MacRumors deletes this post! (Although, try as I might, they won't let me delete my account!)