So here's a neat trick now that we can install custom text message sounds on iOS 5. In order to make the "DROOOID" text message sound, open terminal and type in the command: say -v Cellos "droid" Obviously, this allows us to use the same voice to say other things. I thought it would be pretty funny to take the voice and make it say "Apple" or "iPhone" and make that MY text message sound. You can directly export sounds with this voice saying anything by using the command: say -v Cellos -o "apple.m4r" "apple" This deposits the ringtone in your home folder. I have attached versions that say "APPLE" and "IPHONE" (it pronounces it correctly by the way ). Enjoy!