With an irrelevant and boring line-up like this, I don't feel bad about not being able to attend. Not even sprinkled with a dab of nuance. Perfect.
Inoffensive and bland, like chili made for patients recovering from surgery.
Thanks, Apple!
What do you expect? For free it's a great line up considering the price of gig tickets these days, especially in London. Most of these bands would charge £30+.