Thank goodness, because scientists have recently developed an even-better, truly amazing ring technology!
The way it works is this: your phone rings, but no sound comes out! Instead, you "feel" the ring. Pyschic phone? Not exactly, it's a vibration produced by the phone, so only the person wearing it or very close to it feels the vibration. It's like a vibrating pager... only it's a PHONE! Seriously, there are products in the market today that have this exciting option.
The benefits:
* You don't have to bother everyone in the room with your noise. Common courtesy comes to the digital age! Imagine a day when people can get calls in a restaurant or movie theater and nobody else has to hear the racket!
The downside:
* You can't show off that you are so cool and own a mobile phone 😉 No more joy of seeing everyone's heads turn, and imagining how much you are impressing them.
Pulls plug on sarcasm machine. It was starting to overheat.