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Here ya guys go. Have fun with the apple reps! lol just copy and paste.

Can I has this date for when preorder so i can buy iPhone4? If I can has the iPhone 4 when today it is 12, can i have at least 1 in the white color on all of it? When it is here, do i need it 24 or 25. that is all my problems out solved and I need no more from you. you are assett and i not disappoint. Thanks you
 
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Yes - that's because people on internet chats with a cute name are always smokin hot - aren't they?

I just died of laughter. Thanks for making my night.
 
my dad works for the firm that does Apples hiring for these people...
they're people like you and me, sitting at home with a MacBook provided to them by Apple, doing whatever they'd do in their free time until someone joins the chat with them. They aren't important enough to get advanced knowledge of stuff like this.
 
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