So, my friend here in Ohio just had his old iPhone ruined (was pushed into a pool) and called the Apple Store in Columbus asking what the policy was with returns. The rep said that he could trade in the iPhone that is ruined for the new iPhone and he said that he knows of a few people that already have it. I threw the BS flag out on this claim, but evidently the rep told him and we are going to drive there this afternoon. I'll let you know if by the smallest chance in the world of any good news!
~Dave
~Dave