Apple Event Live Blog: iPhone 14, Apple Watch, AirPods Pro, and More Expected

[DavidChoux]

Please don't call the police if I get angry and throw the watch against the wall

 

[bbfc]

Do we have something for men then?

🙄

 

[alexandr]

God, I F—N' love apple for this kind of stuff!

 

[!!!]

256G's?! Finally, I can have my AW tell me when I'm lifting off in my rocket ship!

 

[lazyrighteye]

Extensive crash testing data? Apple Car is real. 😂

 

[Lyrca]

Not at all interested in an Apple Watch, but I have to admit the technology behind that small piece of hardware is pretty amazing.

 

[DMG35]

Very immature.

I don't think that's the case, its just that a major feature of a watch is being centered around ovulation, which seems a little bizarre.

 

[_Spinn_]

Crash detection? Wow!

 

[BornAgainMac]

Makes me nervous with that man standing in the middle of the street.

 

[nemodomi]

... because, let's be honest, our delicate sensitivities are SO much more important than ... well, let's be honest again ... GADGETS.

To be utterly honest yet again, I'd literally RATHER DIE than buy an Apple Watch. Am I alone here on this? 🤔

 

[ProfessionalFan]

This will save lives

 

[dannyyankou]

I wonder how many people on roller coasters are going to accidentally call emergency services

 

[hoorayforhollywood]

Apple wrote off 34,600 cars to get this data.

 

[ryanthom100]

Do we have something for men then?

NO!

I mean these are nice features, but let's face it, the 8 is pretty lame thus far.

Not if you have a car crash...

 

[turbineseaplane]

We are struggling to find things to add to the Watch aren't we..

How about something useful ... like custom Watch faces?

 

[Al Rukh]

Underwhelming. Let’s jump to the Apple Watch Pro.

 

[applepie2100]

These do sound like useful features but crikey they're trying way too hard to sell them.

 

[skippermonkey]

I can detect when I'm in a car crash because I notice the crumpled mass of metal and plastic around me and the sound of car alarms going off.

 

[goonie4life9]

LOW POWER MODE!!!

 

[suburban-male]

Do we have something for men then?

car crashes

 

[DMG35]

Same freaking battery life....

 

[Steve121178]

I mean these are nice features, but let's face it, the 8 is pretty lame thus far.

Maybe if you have a series 7, but for me with a series 4, it's a huge update.

Still won't be upgrading though.

 

[TheYayAreaLiving 🎗️]

Love Low Power mode! 36 hours. That's huge!!!

 

[Fat_Guy]

Battery life —— Please!

 

[sportdan31]

To be utterly honest yet again, I'd literally RATHER DIE than buy an Apple Watch. Am I alone here on this? 🤔

See ya....R.I.P.