Apple Event Live Blog: iPhone 14, Apple Watch, AirPods Pro, and More Expected

[Al Rukh]

Nylon composite back? Means reduced metal allergy?

 

[ELman]

Glad to see Nike watch faces finally be available on all watches... but uh, no big need to upgrade from a Series 7.

This is interesting. I always purchase the Nike edition just for the faces.

 

[addamas]

Where is 49mm and Pro?

 

[abowlby]

At what point will the Apple Watch be able to analyse our stools?

Imagine the badges.

 

[yoonsoo]

Thank you so much for the exact same-looking watch AGAIN Apple!

 

[contacos]

So this Apple Watch 8 is exactly 7 if you're male?

Not if u tend to crash your car a lot

 

[skippermonkey]

My Apple Watch has a picture of a dog called Stan on it.

 

[webbuzz]

Where is 49mm and Pro?

Probably next.

 

[Coreymac84]

Glad I jumped in on the 7 as my pick from my series 0 upgrade. This would have been a waste to wait another year for.

 

[BootsWalking]

They reduced the carbon footprint of SE by 80% by reducing the amount of meat they feed the child labor assembling the watch.

 

[Wowereit]

I guess if you are coming from the 4 or later this is a nice update. Outside of that, the 8 is pretty weak imo.

If they end up actually announcing a Pro model, you know why.

Artificially hold back the mainstream model to push the 100-200$ more expensive Pro version.

 

[ImSoSad]

I know it’s an unpopular opinion but all these incremental watch updates are so anti-climactic— starting to feel like bloatware.

Reminds me of salads and all the 100+ random 90s and 2000s menu additions at McDonalds.

At some point, subtraction is going to be Apple’s best friend.

 

[ProfessionalFan]

Hmm, can I SUE Apple if their ECG reading of me is WRONG and something bad happens to me?

No, I didn't think so.

It clearly says on the page when you take one that you should call emergency services if you're not feeling well and it doesn't detect heart attacks

 

[klasma]

Man I’m already four pages behind.

 

[applepie2100]

I think unless the rumoured Pro model is something special (or even exists!) I might be hanging onto my Series 4 for another year.

 

[CarlJ]

Do we have something for men then?

They’re still working on the “it looks like you’ve gotten into a bar fight” feature.

 

[TheYayAreaLiving 🎗️]

Apple Watch SE - reasonable price, wow!

 

[zach-coleman]

So... The Series 8 doesn't have matching rear case...?

 

[tfredvik]

Apple Watch 7s

Apple Watch 5sss

 

[Orange Bat]

For most people, the SE is the only watch to buy. The SE upgrade is more exciting than the Series 8 IMO.

 

[Polaroid]

Color matched backs… the most important upgrade… /s

 

[naturalstar]

AW Pro???

 

[jetjaguar]

Here comes the pro

 

[imanidiot]

To be utterly honest yet again, I'd literally RATHER DIE than buy an Apple Watch. Am I alone here on this? 🤔

No, you are not. I feel it's the ultimate Classical Apple Self-Absorbed Navel-Gazing device. I think it's the most post-Steve Jobs Apple product of all. I have never been tempted to have an Apple Watch. If I weren't so emeshed in the Apple ecosystem, I would seriously consider getting the hell out. And this pathetic presentation just reinforces that.

 

[DMG35]

Here we go