Apple Event Live Blog: iPhone 14, Apple Watch, AirPods Pro, and More Expected

[dannyyankou]

The AirPods Pro design is already perfect as it is to me. But I wish they will add tappable actions.

 

[NickG420]

"Highest priced Apple Watch EVER!"

 

[BootsWalking]

Tim's legs are so excited.

He has restless profit legs syndrome.

 

[GizmoDVD]

Ultra able to use the old watch bands?

 

[Aston441]

The more hip hop transitions, the less likely I buy anything.

 

[macduke]

The Ultra looks great and the price is better than I expected. Pretty sure I'm going to upgrade to the second generation next year. For now my Series 4 is still going, battery life starting to slip a little but think it will be fine for the year.

 

[turbineseaplane]

This will be very popular because of the outdoor chic people, people who buy Patagonia mountaineering jackets to go to Starbucks.

And the "puffy jacket from Canada" crowd

 

[abowlby]

I want ALL these things!

 

[contacos]

That woman’s voice 🤣🤣🤣 why is she yelling

 

[compwiz1202]

Well, since they will only take women's temperature, I can stick with my S6 for another year

The headline is coming "Ovulation Challenged Class Action Sue Apple"

 

[zach-coleman]

H2 CHIP!!! Just what I dream of every night... Can't innovate anymore my ass..

 

[Supercyborgninja]

Was REALLY hoping for wingtips

 

[city_17]

They should stop saying EVER. So annoying

The highest number of EVERs in a Keynote EVER.

 

[Benlurks1010]

That man looked like he was in a lot of pain…

 

[turbineseaplane]

This woman seems like an Android

Reminds me of Data's daughter Lal

 

[vegetassj4]

The watch is 799, but it doesn't come with a charging cord to save the leopard spotted sea gopher.

 

[BootsWalking]

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

 

[Aston441]

You guys have been brainwashed if you think that 800$ for a watch that's going to be obsolete in a few years is a "fair price". Crazy

Good point.

 

[slamtennis]

The WORST presenter ever has entered the building.
OMGoodness

LOL

 

[tsukeyomi]

Lol how does this lady in yellow speak? lmao

 

[macos9rules]

Gotta love that yellow one-piece suit!

 

[Gator5000e]

Never heard of the two artists she just mentioned.

 

[alexandr]

What is she on?!..

 

[yoonsoo]

WTF???

 

[MacGekko]

Apple is really serving this niche well but… why?

I just don’t understand why they want to target this small segment of the market so badly?

Seems out of step with their heritage and like something that will lose them a ton of money in the long run…

Because the Garmin watches must be selling well, the bean counters have detected a disruption in the force.