Apple Event Live Blog: iPhone 14, Apple Watch, AirPods Pro, and More Expected

[Mainyehc]

I'm sure there were plenty of pills there as well.

I like dark humour but holy **** 😂

 

[slamtennis]

Oops, spacing out again…lol

 

[ProfessionalFan]

It is going to sell out so quick on Friday

 

[nemodomi]

Is Dynamic Island like Paradise Island? Does it promise hookups with hot people and STDs?

YES but only if you monitor your ovulation with your new Apple Watch. 👍

 

[fel10]

His enthusiasm is a bit annoying

 

[johnmarki]

Packing in those Pixels! I 🖤 it!

 

[dumastudetto]

It is going to sell out so quick on Friday

Think seconds.

This is the biggest generational iPhone leap in ages.

 

[ProfessionalFan]

His enthusiasm is a bit annoying

People were mocking the lack of enthusiasm earlier and now too much enthusiasm is bad too.

 

[NickG420]

Can it detect Covid and MonkeyPox?

 

[skippermonkey]

No Astrophotography?!

Oh just hold it higher, jeez.

 

[DavidChoux]

her eyes look dead dude

 

[contacos]

Can developers access the dynamic island though?

 

[zach-coleman]

Pro Raw, overhyped feature on the 12 that probably 1% of owners actually used.

I was excited for it but basically nothing supports it properly so its a pain in the ass. Maybe if I used iCloud Photos...

 

[MrGimper]

But can it render my doggy ears and button nose filter better instead of revealing more of my wrinkles?

 

[Justin L Franks]

Esscuse me, vere are se nuclear wessels?

 

[TheYayAreaLiving 🎗️]

Macro Mode is on another level! Very nice.

 

[Mainyehc]

Guys, serious question: where are white, normal looking men in Apple's photos during presentations? No hate, just a serious question. Just look at the given examples, it's like they're non existent to Apple. We saw them in ads they presented, but never ever in photos like with this guy presenting at the moment.

… and? As you've said, they appear in videos and are also presenting. Isn't that enough parity for you? 🤷‍♂️

Btw, what the heck is “normal” supposed to be? Oh, look, a white person just appeared. Not buff enough for your taste? Tsk tsk.

 

[Gator5000e]

So no astronomy mode, I guess......oh well.

 

[MistrSynistr]

This looks like the dude in Cabin Fever. I'm expecting Apple to cut to a scene in front of a country store with a kid doing roundhouse kicks screaming "PANCAKES!!"

 

[CEmajr]

Camera looks pretty nice. Automatic purchase.

 

[Orange Bat]

Apple always does a good job at updating the camera. I absolutely love my 13 Pro Max cameras, and these look fantastic.

 

[Jamester23]

Isn't Dynamic Island an IOS update thing though?

 

[zach-coleman]

Can developers access the dynamic island though?

Yes they said they can

 

[fel10]

Somebody give the man a Valium

 

[TightLines]

Can’t listen to this anymore. Getting a 13 Mini.

You won’t regret it… get them while you can.. Apple will no doubt be greedy and limit their availability. Those Pro models are going no where… they will spend a fortune on PR for those just to break even.