Apple Event Live Blog: iPhone 16, Apple Watch 10, and New AirPods!

[klasma]

Okay, so it takes an iPhone 16 to finally run vi.

 

[Orange Bat]

How will this button work with my giant Otterbox case? Because I‘m definitely getting a giant Otterbox case.

 

[h.gilbert]

Christ, taking a photo of a poster then crouching down to identify a random person's dog. What a weirdo. Why would you ever want to do that in real life.

 

[840quadra]

too bad they didn't incorporate TouchID into this as well.

 

[trip1ex]

I don't want a folding phone. I want a split phone. So I can wear half on one wrist and half on the other.

 

[Harthag]

How soon till we get Apple Doctor

Shh...don't give them any ideas.

"We heard your concerns about health and monitoring, so we're thrilled to introduce Apple Doctor. It'll use our all-new Apple Intelligence to accurately measure colon size down to the nanometer. This allows us to provide you with the perfect amount of lube to prepare you for the experience of buying our new products that really offer nothing new, but nonetheless are the best and most advanced products we've ever made."

 

[Anappleaday29]

I mean, he could’ve just asked the owner what type of dog it was.. 🤷‍♂️

It was really awkward watching him do that. They could’ve had a stray walking somewhere and that example would have been more beneficial to see.

 

[svish]

Camera control is nice. Happy to see it on base 16 models also

 

[TheMountainLife]

I really want people to think for themselves again vs needing a button to tell them what's in front of them.

 

[transmaster]

This is the first iPhone since the iPhone 7 I have been excited about.

 

[applepie2100]

Just take photo of the dog to found its race. Not even talk to the dog owner standing next to you. I am curious what marketing genius thought to include that bit of demonstration.

Just wait until someone gets a punch in the face for taking a photo of a blokes girlfriend to try and find her online profiles!

 

[ryan102]

Craig has spent the whole segment switching leg to leg

 

[salz4life]

Is the AI going to be a paid service?

Don't know for sure, but I've read rumors it could be eventually.

 

[Duncan-UK]

"Niiice" (creepy, insincere voice)

Jazz Club from The Fast Show!

 

[klasma]

So double tap support for the capture control, but not for the action button?

 

[Orange Bat]

I don't want a folding phone. I want a split phone. So I can wear half on one wrist and half on the other.

Then you can put them together and call upon the power of Shazam!

 

[AbblePC]

Ugh I hate all of this portrait camera bullcrap… landscape makes a way more palatable image.

 

[danpass]

I wonder if AI can tell video takers to "FIRST TURN PHONE SIDEWAYS THEN HIT RECORD"

Is there any more aggravating a video than a vertical video?

No, the answer is No, for those who might have had doubts.

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[Apleeseed84]

too bad they didn't incorporate TouchID into this as well.
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They’ll probably save it for the pro

 

[TigerNike23]

This button can be 3D Touch again if they don’t have developer support.

 

[LIVEFRMNYC]

Looks like any case other than a thin case will hinder the camera control button.

 

[Pudlo]

Anyone counting how many times did they use: "later this year"? XD

 

[Chungry]

4 x more resolution than this milt-year old phone. Because that sounds better than using last years model

 

[ozapple]

I don’t care about any of this stuff..

— just tell me if the damn phone will
Stream porn quicker than last years model 😛

 

[Attirex]

I hate apple so much.