Apple Hires New Vice President of Worldwide Corporate Communications

[MacRumors]

Apple has hired Stella Low as its new vice president of worldwide corporate communications, reports BuzzFeed News. Low was the former communications chief at Cisco, and will report directly to Apple CEO Tim Cook.

The role that Low is taking on at Apple has been empty for the last two years after PR chief Steve Dowling departed the company. Apple Fellow Phil Schiller has been handling the PR team since Dowling left, so Low's hiring will free up more of his time.

In a statement, Apple said that Low brings "remarkable experience and leadership" to Apple.

Stella brings her remarkable experience and leadership to Apple's world-class communications teams. Apple has an important story to tell -- from the transformative products and services we make, to the positive impacts we have on our communities and the world -- and Stella is a great leader to help us write the next chapter.

Prior to working with Cisco, Low has also run communication teams at Unisys and Dell. She is joining the company amid a fierce legal battle with Epic Games and with Apple facing regulatory issues over the App Store in multiple countries.

Article Link: Apple Hires New Vice President of Worldwide Corporate Communications

 

[valdikor]

This is a new Low for Apple.

 

[true god]

That's a mil $ smile.

 

[Eso]

This is a new Low for Apple.

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[TheYayAreaLiving 🎗️]

She’s about to get RICH!

 

[Blackstick]

"Apple buys companies from time to time."
"We don't comment on unannounced products."
"No further comment at this time."
"Working as intended."
"We think you're gonna love it!"
"XYZ remains an area of great interest."

Just have your minions copy paste those blurbs over and over, and you get a giant salary.

 

[pacalis]

"Apple buys companies from time to time."
"We don't comment on unannounced products."
"No further comment at this time."
"Working as intended."
"We think you're gonna love it!"
"XYZ remains an area of great interest."

Just have your minions copy paste those blurbs over and over, and you get a giant salary.

lol and...

"Just avoid holding it in that way"

 

[Think|Different]

"Apple buys companies from time to time."
"We don't comment on unannounced products."
"No further comment at this time."
"Working as intended."
"We think you're gonna love it!"
"XYZ remains an area of great interest."

Just have your minions copy paste those blurbs over and over, and you get a giant salary.

As someone that has done this role at a longtime Fortune 500 partner of Apple’s, how wrong you are…

 

[Cosmosent]

Cisco is a very good company to come from !

It's a well-oiled machine !

 

[Blackstick]

As someone that has done this role at a longtime Fortune 500 partner of Apple’s, how wrong you are…

Have a little humor, you'll live longer.

 

[bobtem]

No wonder Apple has been in such a slump the last two years.

Products suck, customers are unhappy, stock is crashing — all because no Vice President of Worldwide Corporate Communications.

 

[javanate]

No wonder Apple has been in such a slump the last two years.

Products suck, customers are unhappy, stock is crashing — all because no Vice President of Worldwide Corporate Communications.

Sounds like Phil just doesn't want to deal with it anymore, fair enough.

 

[OldRhodie]

Perfect job for Harry😉

 

[nylonsteel]

another aapl vp - another millionaire

 

[DeepIn2U]

"Apple buys companies from time to time."
"We don't comment on unannounced products."
"No further comment at this time."
"Working as intended."
"We think you're gonna love it!"
"XYZ remains an area of great interest."

Just have your minions copy paste those blurbs over and over, and you get a giant salary.

You forgot the most important Apple Global Communications rhetoric ...

"This is the best <insert product here> we've EVER made!"



This little June bug is jumping right in the hot seat! Lets see what she's got!

 

[DeepIn2U]

As someone that has done this role at a longtime Fortune 500 partner of Apple’s, how wrong you are…

But .. he's so right.

We've ALL heard Apple chime this over and over and over again multiple times for years. You cannot ignore that and say he's 'wrong' regardless of your experience - Apple has been doing that exactly. It's probably why so many people that detest Apple call us Apple users, fans "sheep" or "sheeple" - and it's annoying.

Fresh sent of worldwide corporate communications is indeed needed.

 

[DeepIn2U]

No wonder Apple has been in such a slump the last two years.

Products suck, customers are unhappy, stock is crashing — all because no Vice President of Worldwide Corporate Communications.

Ahem ... this is worldwide corporate communications, not product nor design nor support.

 

[Belly-laughs]

another aapl vp - another millionaire

Trickle-down economics at work

 

[LV426]

First item on her todo agenda: ignore all awkward requests for information coming from The Register, keeping up that long-standing tradition.

 

[bwayne]

What a Low blow!

 

[fhall1]

What a Low blow!

Too late….this pun was used way early on

 

[Laces Out]

Gotta do this….

 

[MBAir2010]

sisco sisco duck
sisco sisco sucks
dont be a cluck
there foodstuff sucks
sisco sisco sucks!

 

[IllinoisCorn]

Trickle-down economics at work

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another aapl vp - another millionaire

She was a millionaire prior to this position.

 

[IllinoisCorn]

You forgot the most important Apple Global Communications rhetoric ...

"This is the best <insert product here> we've EVER made!"



This little June bug is jumping right in the hot seat! Lets see what she's got!

So true. We think our customers will love our all new gorgeous Pacific Blue color, made with recycled Unicorn Tears, now 22% less salty than the prior collection of Unicorn Tears..

It's the same ish with every product.