Whether it’s an aprils fools joke or not, have grown tired of these lawsuits, fines and whatnot. Just do 1:1 reparations… books/music/games are gone? Put them back, I do actually want them back, in perpetuity (or reasonably so, say, for 50 years).
Keyboard or MacBook or phone or gadget took a dump? Replace it back, or the equivalent currently ongoing… I don’t need nor want a $10 gift card or something.
Phone box should have had or shouldn’t have had a charger box? Send the darn charger to each and every client that got sold one.
Why? Because we should get back the full value of the problematic item or situation, not a tiny fraction or a discount or a patch while the lawyers pocket the rest.