I doubt any of the people in this thread other than myself that have claimed to work at Apple actually have.
False.
Based on your attitude, I am curious at how long you have worked at your apple store. Clearly you haven't hit that jaded blow-my-brains-out-after-my-shift-is-done mentality that everyone does. The genius team from my store kept the local bars in business.
Everyone I know that worked in a busy apple store for any amount of time (myself included) got burnt out and realized that working for Apple is just a job. Apple is just a company trying to make money. There are bean counters and paper pushers that have more interest on squeezing 10% more productivity out of you than they are in retaining your sanity.
You are right, it's not a technical job. That is one of the reasons I left the job. I accepted a job there as a genius assuming that I would be doing actual technical work at a reasonable salary. In the beginning, this was true. I could overlook having only 1/10 weekend days off. I could overlook working 1-10PM shifts and never getting to see my wife. At first... Then when they introduced all these "diagnostic tools" that were REQUIRED for us to submit any sort of repairs and whose sole purpose was to appease the customer and make them feel like we weren't just shafting them, I felt less and less like a technician and more like a button pusher. Then everyone of us that quit was replaced by a less qualified person and payed 10% less than the previous person's starting salary until we have what we have today.
When my lead told me that they were going to start overnight repair shifts and that you were going to spend all your "regular" hours in the red zone or family room, he looked at me square in the face with his dead soulless eyes and parroted to me what management told him to parrot to me; that it would be a GOOD thing for us, it would reduce our work load and make things less stressful. He was full of crap, and we both knew it. That was the final straw. It wasn't worth it. There are better jobs that have better scheduling requirements and pay more and don't make you feel like some retail shill filling the pockets of corporate big-wigs.
There are a lot of overqualified people working in apple stores. They won't be there long. The ones that are left behind are the ones who have the qualities that they are looking for in an apple retail employee, gullible, friendly, a hipster, and willing to drink the kool-aid.
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I won't complain about one other habit I've noticed: having an employee look in the Apple Knowledge Base for answers right after I told them that I've already looked in the Apple Knowledge Base (I even tell them what I learned there and what it didn't cover). I know that they can't trust customers to have done a thorough check for information that may already be there; I'm always thorough but they don't know that, so I think they are correct to check it themselves. Then, if they agree with me that the answer isn't there, we can proceed from there.
I did find it funny that the last time I asked for help they clicked into a thread about it at MacRumors.
Benefit of the doubt, certified apple techs (including geniuses and AASPs) have access to more information in kbase articles than you do.
Also, in training they encourage you to use every and any avenue to locate answers. Macrumors, apple discussions, whatever. "I don't know but lets find out together" still makes me ill, but it's valid. A significant amount of the answers I provided to people were simply because I know how to use google.
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The job is nothing more than a poorly paid store clerk with no job security and minimum benefits and attracts mostly students who need a job while in school.
The benefits are one of the few things I do miss. I made quite a lot of money off stock and 401k growth. And you can't complain about the computer discounts. As far as job security, the only way you'll lose your job is if you quit, are absolutely incompetent, or steal from the store.