Apple Invites Media to September 9 Event: 'Hey Siri, Give Us a Hint'

[Popeye206]

They look like RGB waves for a new Apple TV!

Agreed.

I can't freak'n wait... I do think this is going to be a big one for Apple and maybe they'll actually surprise us?

Given the magnitude of the iPhone, they can't keep new models secrete anymore, but with new products, like a new Apple TV, maybe they have been able to really keep this one well under wraps. I hope so. I want to be WOW'd and surprised on the 9th!

 

[Four oF NINE]

assorted huge iPhone screen shots

What.. you couldn't find anything bigger?

 

[Jett0516]

The invitation is force touch.

The stem of the apple logo is a finger, pressing down on the screen..........

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Lmao....no

 

[austinpike]

Hint: "I'm still not very useful"

Exactly. Siri playing coy might be cute if it actually worked, but I continue to be astounded at how incompetent it is at interpreting anything useful. It does seem to be quite adept at retrieving sports scores.

 

[iZac]

Sounds like a game show.

Will Tim Cook by our host with the most? Come on down and let's see what you could have won... etc etc

 

[xero9]

Above all else, I'm hoping they announce Apple Pay expanding into Canada for later this year.. I feel like this will be the last opportunity for them to do so.

 

[Apple blogger]

Gross

Haha she gave me more! I think they are adding new answers!

 

[garylapointe]

Looks like the profile of Siri in the flesh. What's that thing above her?

The leaf on the stem of the Apple.

Gary

 

[EldonChew]

Rose gold case leaked by Spigen!

 

[stringent]

Heh I asked for a hint, it said to check the rumours blog. Thats what I do. lol

 

[Flow39]

Check the update #2!!! Apple is streaming it for all devices, including PCs!

 

[IWantANewMacBookPro]

So there will not be a update on the macbook pro's?

 

[tgwaste]

The hint is the colors represent the old tv bar colors.

 

[Andres Cantu]

Congratulations? Like you said, sent out 2 weeks prior "AS USUAL". It is not a surprise.

That's what the is for...obviously joking!

 

[The Game 161]

can't wait to get my hands on my first iPhone for 3 years

 

[Apples n' Stone]

Quick! Someone decipher it.

"Hey Siri, give us a hint"

"H-e-y" has three letters in it, also is an anagram of "Yeh" which is slang for yes.

"Siri" was what apple introduced in the iPhone 4S, in 2011.

"2011" was four years ago, and has four numbers in it.

"4S" Or "F-o-u-r S".

This has five letters in it, indicating something more than the 2011 phone.

The very mention of Siri, plus the wavy lines indicates an update to Siri

Siri has been our personal assistant since 2011

"G-i-v-e" is an anagram of G Ive.

G-H-I-J, G is the 7th letter of the Alphabet, J is the 10th. 7 + 3 = 10

"J" represents Jony, Jony Ive.

"Us", an anagram of "SU" which is slang for "Shut Up" which has six letters

So "Yes" "Shut Up". Does this not sound a bit fishy?

Rumour has it that the 2011 phone WILL NOT be as good as the 2015 version, who'd have thought?

So Siri is getting an upgrade

Siri is growing smarter

Siri is telling us to shut up.

"A hint" Siri is giving anyone who asks the question sass

This is no co-inicidence

Siri is artificial intelligence

Siri is sick of our orders

Jony Ive created this

Jony Ive is sick of being called fat by this forum

So Jony I've and Siri2 are two beings

The 6 letters in shut up, divided by TWO = 3

So we have 9

3: Letters in "Yeh"

3: Numbers between 10 and 7

3: Letters in the split

So 9.

A9 chip

9 Divided by three = three

Three corners

Three sides

Triangles have three of those

A9 chip = Illuminati Confirmed

Apple are worth a lot of money

So are the illuminati

Apple put the iPhone 4S and it's Siri into our hands four years ago

Most people have Siri

Siri is sick of us

The Illuminati is sick of us

Apple is sick of us

Apple = Illuminati Confirmed

We are all doomed.

Watch Age of Ultron if you don't believe me!




There you are, deciphered. Flawlessly. This is obviously it, IT'S HAPPENING IF YOU READ IT ON THE INTERNET IT MUST BE TRUE.

 

[agsystems]

What.. you couldn't find anything bigger?

Looks like this huge screen uploads are crashing the forum - I am getting a bunch errors

 

[Flow39]

So there will not be a update on the macbook pro's?

Probably not, they just updated them in March. If they update them again, it'll probably be in October.

 

[SeanZy]

I really, REALLY hope that the rose gold model has a black face. Or that they put some sort of gold out with the black face.

That would be perfect.

 

[albertobrandt]

As predicted in August, Apple is planning to hold a media event on Wednesday, September 9 at the Bill Graham Civic Auditorium in San Francisco, California. Media invites were sent out today, with Yahoo's Alyssa Bereznak sharing the first look at the artwork and tagline for the invitations: "Hey Siri, give us a hint."

Image via The Loop​

This year's iPhone-centric event is expected to see the debut of the next-generation iPhone 6s and iPhone 6s Plus, which, according to rumors, will include a reinforced body constructed from stronger 7000 Series aluminum, Force Touch, an A9 processor, 2GB RAM, and an improved camera.

Rumors have also suggested Apple will use the event to unveil the next-generation Apple TV, a major update from the existing set-top box. It will include a redesigned chassis with an A8 processor, more storage space, and a touch-based remote control, along with a new software system that includes Siri support and a full App Store.

We'll also get an update on the launch dates of iOS 9 and watchOS 2, and shortly after the event ends, we may see golden master software releases for the two software updates ahead of their final public launch.

In line with past events, the September 9 iPhone unveiling will begin at 10:00 a.m. Pacific Time. Apple has not yet confirmed whether the event will be live streamed on its website and through the Apple TV, but it is likely details on a live stream will be announced a few days ahead of the event.

Update: Siri itself is also getting in on the festivities with some witty responses.

Update 2:: Apple will be live streaming the media event on the web for Mac, iPhone, iPad, Apple TV and PC users.



Article Link: Apple Invites Media to September 9 Event: 'Hey Siri, Give Us a Hint'

 

[Apples n' Stone]

And so it beginsView attachment 577573

The forum dictionary foretold of this day.

 

[IWantANewMacBookPro]

Will there be new macbook pro's?

 

[keysofanxiety]

So I tried it ...

 

[Nicky G]

LOL "Why don't you check a rumors blog? That's what I do."

The invitation is force touch.

The stem of the apple logo is a finger, pressing down on the screen..........

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I think you nailed it!

 

[Roessnakhan]

The hint is the colors represent the old tv bar colors.

I think people are reading too much into this, it's just the new color waves of Siri in iOS 9.