So funny story...
I got married a couple weeks ago, and it just so happened that my car had chosen to spite me in the worst way possible (probably for my all-to-common violent outbursts) by dying that very morning. Sucky deal, huh?
But wait, there's more!
I typically keep my iPod in my center console. (I live in the suburbs and park in a garage, okay?) Today was no exception. My iPod sat in my derelict vehicle stranded on a suburban side-street while I went and got married.
At the reception, my father meets a friend of my father in-law who happened to be an auto mechanic. The following morning, unbeknownst to me, my father had the car towed to his shop... in the slums of St. Paul.
I called him later that day and he had told me that he had it taken in to the shop. Thinking it was a cushy suburb shop, I wasn't too worried. A couple days passed before I learned that the diagnosis for my beloved station wagon wasn't good. I decided to pull the plug and went to retrieve my belongings.
"Where's the car?" I asked before the fateful trip.
"[so-and-so]'s shop in St. Paul" he replied.
"NOOOOOooOOOoooOOoOOoo! My iPod was in there!"
"Well, say goodbye to that!" he jested.
Sure enough, my iPod had been lifted... without any damage to the car, even! Now, I know what you're thinking, but I happen to know the guy who runs the shop. He would never do such a thing. It was a soulless St. Paul bandit who dared to thieve my iPod.
The joke's on him/her, though. My iPod's 40GB HDD died a couple months ago and I replaced it myself with a 20GB I bought for $40. Remember, the back of the iPod case says "40GB." Also, in the process of "fixing" my iPod, I must've shorted something because my battery only lasts for 8 hours.......... EVEN WHEN OFF. It was fine for me because I only used it in my iPod radio (with built-in charger) and my car (with a car adapter). I feel bad for the poor sucker who buys that thing off eBay. If anyone sees an auction for it, let me know...
So long story short, I want a new iPod!
-Clive