Apple is doomed.

[dannys1]

Thought this cartoon was both brilliant and highly accurate of this forum. Its EXACTLY what about 10 people will say on the first two pages of comments when Apple doesn't break records at some point in a financial call.

http://www.imore.com/money-isnt-everything

 

[Renzatic]

I believe anyone who utters the phrase "Apple is doomed" in any thread, either sincerely or sarcastically, should be slapped in the head repeatedly until honest remorse starts setting in.

It's very quickly becoming the next Safari is snappier, or Steve Jobs never would've done this.

 

[dannys1]

I believe anyone who utters the phrase "Apple is doomed" in any thread, either sincerely or sarcastically, should be slapped in the head repeatedly until honest remorse starts setting in.

It's very quickly becoming the next Safari is snappier, or Steve Jobs never would've done this.

Agreed. Should come with an instant warning, like Safari is snappier does!

 

[Renzatic]

Agreed. Should come with an instant warning, like Safari is snappier does!

Mostly, I'm just looking for an excuse to slap people.

 

[thejadedmonkey]

Doomed!

 

[Happybunny]

Mostly, I'm just looking for an excuse to slap people.

That's because you are "CRACKERS"

 

[Renzatic]

That's because you are "CRACKERS"

And I LOVE cheese!

 

[Happybunny]

And I LOVE cheese!

I knew it, your are from Wisconsin.

 

[Renzatic]

I knew it, your are from Wisconsin.

You take that back. Now.

 

[grahamperrin]

Orientation (earlier discussion of the same subject)

Apple is doomed. …

Apple is doomed (2012-11-01) – plenty of discussion in the earlier topic with the same title.

 

[Rogifan]

I believe anyone who utters the phrase "Apple is doomed" in any thread, either sincerely or sarcastically, should be slapped in the head repeatedly until honest remorse starts setting in.

It's very quickly becoming the next Safari is snappier, or Steve Jobs never would've done this.

What about "it just works" every time a bug article shows up?

 

[Renzatic]

What about "it just works" every time a bug article shows up?

Like anything, it was funny the first couple of times, now it's getting old.

People need new material.

 

[drbroom]

i don't know about doomed but...

...they really are NOT making ether good OSes or software these days... (can you say Yosemite "Sam" or "can't find my music" iTunes?!?!) and as to their hardware, well all I can say is ain't what it used to be!!!!

"Used to bleed in 6 colors now crying in them" and so is Claris the dogcow!!!!

 

[iFitzgerald]

You take that back. Now.

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The exchange that led to this made me have to leave my desk and go to the bathroom because I was wasn't going to hold from laughing loudly much longer (I was almost leaving work, but still).

 

[Renzatic]

The exchange that led to this made me have to leave my desk and go to the bathroom because I was wasn't going to hold from laughing loudly much longer (I was almost leaving work, but still).

Always glad to know I've entertained someone

Though I can't take all the credit. Happy played his part well, too.

 

[Crocodoc]

Doomed!

Doomed Doomed Doomed