Apple is doomed.

Discussion in 'Apple, Inc and Tech Industry' started by dannys1, Feb 3, 2015.

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    Thought this cartoon was both brilliant and highly accurate of this forum. Its EXACTLY what about 10 people will say on the first two pages of comments when Apple doesn't break records at some point in a financial call.

    http://www.imore.com/money-isnt-everything
     
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    I believe anyone who utters the phrase "Apple is doomed" in any thread, either sincerely or sarcastically, should be slapped in the head repeatedly until honest remorse starts setting in.

    It's very quickly becoming the next Safari is snappier, or Steve Jobs never would've done this.
     
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    Agreed. Should come with an instant warning, like Safari is snappier does!
     
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    Mostly, I'm just looking for an excuse to slap people.
     
  5. Happybunny macrumors 68000

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    That's because you are "CRACKERS" :D:p:D:p
     
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    And I LOVE cheese! :D
     
  7. Happybunny macrumors 68000

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    I knew it, your are from Wisconsin.:eek:
     
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    You take that back. Now.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Orientation (earlier discussion of the same subject)

    Apple is doomed (2012-11-01) – plenty of discussion in the earlier topic with the same title.
     
  10. Rogifan macrumors P6

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    What about "it just works" every time a bug article shows up?
     
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    Like anything, it was funny the first couple of times, now it's getting old.

    People need new material.
     
  12. drbroom macrumors member

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    i don't know about doomed but...

    ...they really are NOT making ether good OSes or software these days... (can you say Yosemite "Sam" or "can't find my music" iTunes?!?!) and as to their hardware, well all I can say is ain't what it used to be!!!!

    "Used to bleed in 6 colors now crying in them" and so is Claris the dogcow!!!!
     
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    The exchange that led to this made me have to leave my desk and go to the bathroom because I was wasn't going to hold from laughing loudly much longer (I was almost leaving work, but still).
     
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    Always glad to know I've entertained someone :D

    Though I can't take all the credit. Happy played his part well, too.
     
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