APPLE JOKES

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  1. mastermamo macrumors member

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    What do you call a fruit that is rough around the edges?
    - A bad apple.

    What do you call a Scottish iPhone?
    - An AyePhone.
     
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    Knock knock,
    Who's there?
    Orange...
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I'm not an Apple?

    It's true, I don't know good jokes......:(
     
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    Not thin enough.
     
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    we had the update cartoon above on wall at work for a while.
     
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    The Apple Store was broken into last night. Police are looking for iWitnesses.
     
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    Hahahaha
     

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