^^^ All of these are in-sync though! Some are even God-like, like, "Finally". Imagine an Apple rep pulling out your phone from the back and handing it to you: "Finally." (smiles) lol. Or "touching is believing." Or the mono-theistic self absorbed "The biggest thing to happen to iPhone since iPhone."
The one right now is not like the others. Theres no wry layer of salesmanship or presentation.
Its not a closer.
If you read through those above youll realize they are all things that are very confident and one line summaries you can say at the end of a sales pitch.
Witht the new odd-man-out slogan, theres something generic and desperate. Its such a flat unnecessary statement: "Loving it is easy. That's why so many people do." -It lacks confidence, its redundant in a lame way, its uninspired, its not a true closing statement, more like an opener because as a closing statement you dont do anything but "assume the sale" rather than make a misguided plea. It comes off also like its about competing with a competitor by numbers, not quality. Who cares what "so many people" are doing? Its supposed to be what the assumed "best" product is and what the "best" people are choosing. Not the most. Theres a subtle difference.
The implications of it are not in the spirit of those previous closers.
ABC = Always Be Closing.
The new statement isnt closing you anymore, its trying to convince you. Its selling itself short with its' overall paradigm choice.
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"If you dont have an iPhone, well, you dont have an iPhone."
Thats a very subtly clever grammatical redundancy in a good way. Like as implying the iPhone is the end all be all and no competition exists. Its ironic simplicity implies a confidence that the new one lacks.
Imagine youre an Apple rep giving a small presentation to a customer. You say a bunch of facts and then to sum it all up as a closing statement you drop it like youve run out of ways to describe it: "If you dont have an iPhone, well, you dont have an iPhone..." HHAHAHAHAHAHA. Everyone lets out a big laugh.
While if your closing statement is,
"Loving it is easy. That's why so many people do..." ..............? Um Ok Tim I believe you I guess... :/
Thats not quite a closer, its more like a desperate plea to be believed that everyone likes it.