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What's even more funny than the crappy design, is that someone actually wasted time coming up with it. I hope they didn't quit their day job!
 
What a hideous mutation. Looks like the eleven toed offspring of a Mac Pro and an MDD. If that is the best you can do in Photoshop get out of graphics NOW!!
 
That is an unbelievably hideous monstrosity.

How can somebody copy elements of the MacPro design and make it look sooooo bad?
 
Just looking at that tower, looks like it weighs about 200 pounds. Too much stuff going on there.

I found the case that this person used to photoshop up this "mac"

it weighs 15 lbs. So not quite 200.

it was released and reviewed in early 2005, and it got generally poor reviews.

yes, that's right, it's 3 years old.
 
Apple soon to release a re-design of the Mac Pro with entirely new chasis. The new enclosure will have better airflow and quietness of the famous Mac Pro! All new sexy entire aluminum chassis.

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I think I am going to be sick .... yep, definately .... bleech.
 
Apple soon to release a re-design of the Mac Pro with entirely new chasis. The new enclosure will have better airflow and quietness of the famous Mac Pro! All new sexy entire aluminum chassis.

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First, ... ewww! :eek:

Secondly, that case would have much worse airflow than the current one.

You really don't know much about the MacPRo do you? :rolleyes:
 
...All new sexy entire aluminum chassis.

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I have the insider information! I!

THIS is the new Mac Pro redesign to come.....!

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I just ate a burrito and some chips for lunch and came across this thread.
 
First, ... ewww! :eek:

Secondly, that case would have much worse airflow than the current one.

You really don't know much about the MacPRo do you? :rolleyes:


lol, apparently you know this is just a joke right? Of course I know about the Mac Pro. I own one myself.
 
Apple soon to release a re-design of the Mac Pro with entirely new chasis. The new enclosure will have better airflow and quietness of the famous Mac Pro! All new sexy entire aluminum chassis.

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What a fuggly beast...
 
You're frickin kidding right? No one in their right mind would make something like that!
 
Was that one designed by Homer Simpson?

Mac Pro "the HOMER" :D :D

its funny, to me it looks like you take a perfectly good japanese car and give it to a street kiddie that turns it into something that looks like.. well, crap
 
Apple soon to release a re-design of the Mac Pro with entirely new chasis. The new enclosure will have better airflow and quietness of the famous Mac Pro! All new sexy entire aluminum chassis.

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I'd rather vote for Hillary than buy something that looked like that! :eek:
 
bookmarked!!

If i ever swallow acid and need to induce vomiting i'll be sure to return to this thread and that picture

PS- clear fake, where is the FW800 port on the front panel!? (as if i needed to point that out to prove it's fake. The day Jon Ive designs that is the day he checks in for his cataract operation)
 
Sweet! There's room for a floppy drive. Apple's decision to shun that technology several years ago was a big mistake, in my opinion. Can't wait!
 
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