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Analyst Report

Apple is currently working on 90+ different variations of products that are likely to be seen sometime before Q4 2012. These devices include more than 5 new: Apple TVs, iPhones, and iPod Touches.

Ryan Ward,
Analyst.
 
Apple is currently working on 90+ different variations of products that are likely to be seen sometime before Q4 2012. These devices include more than 5 new: Apple TVs, iPhones, and iPod Touches.

Ryan Ward,
Analyst.

Submit that to Cult Of Mac. They'd run it as an EXCLUSIVE.
 
Apple is currently working on 90+ different variations of products that are likely to be seen sometime before Q4 2012. These devices include more than 5 new: Apple TVs, iPhones, and iPod Touches.

Ryan Ward,
Analyst.

What's sad is there will be analysts that don't read/look at any of this and report that Apple has X amount of products in the works for 2012.

I wish they would have done some more humorous stuff like..AppleCar1,2
 
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Tricky tricky
 
Not only do I find the huge list very funny, I actually laughed at that iFPGA reference.

Wikipedia entry for FPGA.

edit: xsmasher beat me to it.

Okay so, I read most of that Wikipedia entry and I still don't get the joke. I'm probably not geeky enough to get it. Phew, good sign my sanity is still intact.
 
So this is a brain dead Easter egg?

The telling evidence will continue to be web usage logs. Yes they may use spoofed names there too, but they will use SOMETHING.

Hey Apple, stop doing things deceptive and start doing things cute or humorous. Please? Thanks.

FTR the current methods were great for stock prices and sales. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. :D

Rocketman

Come on, don't tell me this
fake_ios_device_references.jpg

isn't humorous!
I mean it lists an iPad 11.1!!!
It's like a treasure hunt, find the correct next product!
 
I think there must be a away to spot the fake entries by cross-referencing these with similar entries in other .plist files and looking at the content of those entries.
I'll look into it later if I have the time.
 
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TheSuperSteve said:
Not only do I find the huge list very funny, I actually laughed at that iFPGA reference.

Wikipedia entry for FPGA.

edit: xsmasher beat me to it.

Okay so, I read most of that Wikipedia entry and I still don't get the joke. I'm probably not geeky enough to get it. Phew, good sign my sanity is still intact.

I think the joke is that Apple would never make something like an FPGA. They're not the type of company to give you the freedom of doing what you want (until recently we couldn't even use custom text tones for example). An FPGA on the other hand is useless without your own "customization" to it.
 
Okay so, I read most of that Wikipedia entry and I still don't get the joke. I'm probably not geeky enough to get it. Phew, good sign my sanity is still intact.

Since a FPGA can be programmed to be almost anything, you can read the joke as Apple listing "iAnything" instead of "iFPGA".

I.E. you can keep looking at that list all you want, you'll never guess.
 
Okay so, I read most of that Wikipedia entry and I still don't get the joke. I'm probably not geeky enough to get it. Phew, good sign my sanity is still intact.

It's the geeky version of an "iToaster" or "iPotholder" or "iCar" joke.

The very-funny part is some sites taking the reference and running with it, as though it were a real product.
 
Seriously...

On the one hand its quite funny the length apple will go.. but on the other.. its quite sad... paranoid like.
 
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