Apple should have let Fujitsu kepp the ipad trademark. itablet, islate, or perhaps something like iPADD as an acronym for Personal Access Display Device, would have been preferable.
Given the fact that Fujitsu makes hard drives for the MacBooks, it was a safe bet that it would give up on iPad name. Keep the name and lose a big hard drive contract. Choice was obvious.
I really hope you guys don't think you're original. These jokes and references were old 5 minutes after the rumor of the name iPad was announced. It was at best mildly funny then. Now... not so much.