You have violated my patent for a vessel that will hold a fluid substance containing molecules consisting of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom. This vessel may be held to a users face at an angle from 280 degrees to 350 degrees causing the fluid to flow from the vessel into the user's mouth. This all to aid in the act of hydrating the user. Alternatively, other fluid substances beyond that which is mentioned above may also be contained and transferred within the aforementioned vessel.
There you have it, a valid patent.
As far as i have heard/read all the patent cases against Apple were pretty much meaningless, useless. There maybe some legitimate ones but mostly its all crap. I feel jealous of not patenting all the crap i think over the days.