Id gladly buy a 5+" iPhone. I barely make phone calls and Im not a sensitive tweenage girl so I don't care how silly it looks because in the end it would be a very functional and useful piece of tech that would increase my ability to be productive and enjoy my downtime.
This...I am on the phone call for maybe 60 minutes a month...I would love a bigger device (G Note esq).
And I also agree with the idea at the bottom of the 1st page, only allow phone calls through a bluetooth, speaker, or some other way