Apple Question on Jeopardy

[AirUncleP]

Re: Re: Apple Question on Jeopardy

Trabek: "This man and his dream brought computers to our lives, and yet ruins those lives daily."
Contestant: "Who is Bill Gates and that piece-of-crap OS, Windows."
Trabek: "Correct! Go again..."

Now that is funny!

 

[Frisco]

I remember one..went something like this

"In 1999 (I forget the exact year) this company introduced the G4, which costs 4 Gs to get one at the time.

 

[MrMacMan]

[Do doo do do doo doo doo...do do do dooo do do do do]
Trebek: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Once again, I'm going to recommend that our viewers watch something else. That having been said, let's take a look at the scores. Sean Connery is in first place with zero.

Connery: You'll rue the day you crossed me Trebek.
Trebek: Fantastic...
Trebek: Great. Better luck to all of you in the next round. It's time for Double Jeopardy. Let's take a look at the board. And the categories are: Potent Potables, The Vowels, Presidents Who Are On the One Dollar Bill, Famous Titles, Ponies, The Number 10, and finally: Foods That End In "Amburger." Tom Cruise, you are in third place, so the board is yours.
Cruise: I, a...[ laughs ], I, a...[ laughs ], I, a...[ laughs ], I, a...[ laughs ]...
Trebek: Mr. Connery, go ahead.
Connery: The day is mine! I'll take Famous Titties for 400.
Trebek: Titles, Famous Titles.
Connery: Damn! ...
Cruise: I know this, I got it. It's right up here. I got it, I know it, I know it, it's right up here. I got it [ beep ]
Trebek: You don't got it...

mwhahaha.

I have all of them on my computer each Cleb. Jeopardy thank you Comedy Central and TV tuner card...

 

[Doctor Q]

We love that skit! Every one of them, from Swords to The Pen is Mightier!