LET'S MAKE THE TOUCHBAR THE WHOLE SCREEN
Ha. Even if you're joking, I've thought the same. Always thought Apple was headed toward laptops that were all glass: glass lid (screen) and glass base (keys) - think two iPads making the laptop. And that Touch Bar was their very intentional toe-dip into an all-glass, touch-enabled laptop. You know, to start training their oft-slow to adopt, and wildly passionate, user-base. But it never made it that far. Said passionate user-base won out. For now. The concept was dead before it could even take hold. The anti-TB movement always struck me as weirdly short-sighted. Typing on a 15" Touch Bar MBP now, I'm one that finds TB pretty awesome. Guess I'm not as dependent on function keys as some clearly are. But I love how TB isn't stagnant: can flex to fit the needs of whatever app I'm using. I was excited to see that concept evolve and mature to a more user-customizable Setting-based option (in the Apple way, of course) and an eventual all-glass laptop. Alas...
All the arguments, rigidity and impassioned vitriol aside... Whether or not you, me, others happen to want/need/see a reason for touch-enabled laptops, whether German is right, or other, is irrelevant: a touch-enabled MacBook (Pro) kind of seems inevitable. At some point. Anyone that has kids 12 and under, knows that, to them, screens = touch. Period. Seeing kids' disappointment when touching a screen that doesn't react, is pretty interesting - and kind of great. So I guess if anything, a touch-enabled MacBook would be catering the eventual expectations of a future market?
My 12 yo has a school-issued Chromebook that is touch-enabled. The majority of time, he uses it just like a "regular" laptop: navigating the screen with a trackpad, typing with the keyboard. The little bit of screen touching I have witnessed, tends to be things like switching/closing Chrome tabs. And that seems just as natural to reach and do that as it does to trackpad over to the tab to do so. Point being: touch-enabled doesn't necessarily mean "only touch." It could just offer more options. Which, to me, seems perfectly fine and, again, inevitable.