Apple Rumor Generator!

[thesdx]

I found this funny website that helps you generate your own Apple rumor:

http://www.applegazette.com/macrumors.php

Here are some of the wacked out ones I got:

A confirmed source has confirmed earlier resports that we will see a 16 Core Mac Mini or Flash based AppleTV at Third Quarter 2007

One of our spies has advised us to expect an ultra portable Mac Pro and a WiFi enabled iPod Shuffle at Macworld 2008

Our Apple informant has advised us to expect a Flash based Macbook Pro in the Second Quarter 2007

An Anonymous tipster has advised us to expect a Black iMac in the Second Quarter 2007

 

[Dany M]

SOudsn fun, but sites not working for me.

 

[killerrobot]

That's a cool site. Here's my favorite so far:
One of our spies has given us this exclusive news about a 16 Core Macbook no later than Fourth Quarter 2007

 

[The Stig]

Our Apple informant has given us this exclusive news about a 16 Core Mac Mini and widescreen iPod Shuffle at Macworld 2008

The Stig

 

[RainCityMacFan]

Wtf?

One of our spies has advised us to expect a Black Macbook in the Second Quarter 2007...
A confirmed source has confirmed earlier resports that we will see a 16 Core Mac Mini at WWDC 2007...

 

[Hemingray]

Very amusing. But they need to check their spelling... "resports" and "a Ultra"...

 

[barr08]

One of our spies has advised us to expect a 16 Core Macbook in the Second Quarter 2007

Sign me up!

Edit: Oh, the Stig already got this one...

 

[djstarrock]

I like these one
A confirmed source has confirmed earlier resports that we will see a Sub Mac Mini at WWDC 2007
An Anonymous tipster has advised us to expect a Flash based iMac or Flash based iPod Nano in the NAB 2007
One of our spies has given us this exclusive news about a Black Macbook or Wifi Enabled iPhone no later than Macworld 2008
they were randomly generated.

 

[ghall]

An Anonymous tipster has given us this exclusive news about a 16 Core MacBook Pro and a wi-fi enabled iPod Shuffle no later than Fourth Quarter 2007.