Apple Rumor Generator!

thesdx

macrumors 6502a
Original poster
Jul 12, 2007
673
2
I found this funny website that helps you generate your own Apple rumor:

http://www.applegazette.com/macrumors.php

Here are some of the wacked out ones I got:

A confirmed source has confirmed earlier resports that we will see a 16 Core Mac Mini or Flash based AppleTV at Third Quarter 2007

One of our spies has advised us to expect an ultra portable Mac Pro and a WiFi enabled iPod Shuffle at Macworld 2008

Our Apple informant has advised us to expect a Flash based Macbook Pro in the Second Quarter 2007

An Anonymous tipster has advised us to expect a Black iMac in the Second Quarter 2007
 

killerrobot

macrumors 68020
Jun 7, 2007
2,218
0
127.0.0.1
That's a cool site. Here's my favorite so far:
One of our spies has given us this exclusive news about a 16 Core Macbook no later than Fourth Quarter 2007
 

The Stig

macrumors 6502a
Nov 4, 2006
673
0
On the track
Our Apple informant has given us this exclusive news about a 16 Core Mac Mini and widescreen iPod Shuffle at Macworld 2008

The Stig
 

RainCityMacFan

macrumors 6502a
Jun 10, 2007
922
3
NC
Wtf?

One of our spies has advised us to expect a Black Macbook in the Second Quarter 2007...
A confirmed source has confirmed earlier resports that we will see a 16 Core Mac Mini at WWDC 2007...
 

barr08

macrumors 65816
Aug 9, 2006
1,361
0
Boston, MA
One of our spies has advised us to expect a 16 Core Macbook in the Second Quarter 2007

Sign me up!

Edit: Oh, the Stig already got this one...
 

djstarrock

macrumors 6502a
Nov 23, 2006
828
0
UK, Scotland, Glasgow
I like these one
A confirmed source has confirmed earlier resports that we will see a Sub Mac Mini at WWDC 2007
An Anonymous tipster has advised us to expect a Flash based iMac or Flash based iPod Nano in the NAB 2007
One of our spies has given us this exclusive news about a Black Macbook or Wifi Enabled iPhone no later than Macworld 2008
they were randomly generated.
 

ghall

macrumors 68040
Jun 27, 2006
3,773
1
Rhode Island
An Anonymous tipster has given us this exclusive news about a 16 Core MacBook Pro and a wi-fi enabled iPod Shuffle no later than Fourth Quarter 2007.