Actually that's not true. Its the same. What you just wrote is as you put it 'cringeworthy'. Stop and put the koolaid down. Stop being a armchair quarter back. I actually worked with Microsoft Corp as our marketing firm have a bid for the next five years to promote their technology. It was developed with unlocking window PC's in mind before it was used for a game console. Intel also licensed the technology from Prime-sense and later Microsoft developed their own off shoot of the Kinect technology when Apple bought them.
Not only is Face ID similar, it's almost identical to the Microsoft kinect technology. What you think that the kinect technology was only used for games? lol.
Yes it does have to perform in the same time-frame and does, actually it has to perform in a faster time-frame to face ID. And in the game it has to constantly track movements by the second! Where as Face ID only has to track a persons face while you are staying still. Which is harder to do? You tell me. If fact it is more complex than Face ID, as there are some additional tricks used by the Kinect. Its lens is astigmatic – meaning it has a different focal length horizontally and vertically. This gives it two readings per pixel, as opposed to Face ID which only has one in the vertical since it is being used while stationary.
You think Apple invented the dot matrix that recognizes someones face? Hahah. Oh boy. Can you say distortion field. Yes believe it or not Face ID is based on technology from 2009. Almost exactly.
Microsoft licensed Primesense's technology back in 2007, yes 10 years ago. Secure Enclave. Yeah ok. What do you think Windows Hello is? Windows Hello uses Kinect Technology to log on to accounts and your laptop and tablet devices that use Windows. It is also used for business for transactions, and for security. It is every bit as secure as Face ID as it uses the same security algorithms, not similar exactly the same.
The only difference is Face ID uses their propriatary chip to unlock a device in real time and Windows Hello uses a chip algorithm or code specific to each device to unlock the device. It's like using the same lock with a different key.
Stop being a Apple zombie. Wow. Amazing the responses on this thread. This is why Apple does the things it does because brainwashed people like yourself make up magical theories as to why Apple does or does not do something. When Tim says it's 'magical' like a unicorn you actually believe it. Hahaha.
Oh boy.