One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced one another
Drew their swords and shot each other
Two deaf policemen heard the noise
And came and killed the two dead boys
And if you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!
That's how I know it.![]()
That's right... I forgot the policemen. Oh and I changed a couple words in you version.
Oh and the thread needs to stay more on topic....