I called and ended up talking with three different departments. The people I dealt with had genuinely no clue how to handle it. 1.5 hours later I lost patience and asked them to contact me when they had it sorted out. It seems clear to be this
I'm quite comfortable with the notion that doing the "right thing" isn't required, but I called anyway in the interest of avoiding any issues with Apple Care etc.
I ended up talking with three different departments. The people I dealt with genuinely had no clue how to handle it. 1.5 hours later I lost patience and asked them to contact me when they had it sorted out. It seems clear to me this kind of mistake is a very rare thing.