0/10 for your troll attempt. Next time convince us that you only own a laptop and you don't feel like lugging it out to watch a movie.
I'm only chiming in here to dispel your belief that someone claiming to consume their movie and tv content solely on computer is a troll.
My wife and I watch all of our movies on my laptop connected to a larger desktop monitor and speakers. We lug it out every time we watch a movie together (i.e. once a week). We also each watch one or two of our own shows on our own computers.
We don't have a TV. It's not a money issue either; we've turned down more than one free tv that was offered by people who were moving or upgrading. Why? The average individual tv consumption in American households is at least 4 hours a day (statistics say 150 hours/month but I still find that hard to believe). We have lots of friends and enjoy athletic activities. We don't want to come home from work anymore and watch 3+ hours of tv and possibly more on weekends. So we changed our way of consuming content.
We end up watching 3-4 hours of "television" per week instead of per day. The budget that would have been spent purchasing cable/satellite service pays for rentals consumer on computers. We're certainly not the only people that I know who consume much of their content outside of conventional tv service.
My only intent here is to respond to your challenge that watching tv in a conventional manner is a foregone conclusion.