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Apple Store: Best place to meet men

wow-- glad i stopped reading cosmo, but i guess it sort of makes a little sense-- maybe the apple stores should host a singles night-- they do have a bar....
 
I'm starting a combination Hooters and Apple-type store under the name Hard Core. It will feature as many really hot Geniuses as I can find, huge low-cost drinks and easy credit. Every night will be lady's night with free drinks for the first 20 to come through the door. Really attractive patrons will get a free iTunes download.

There will be free food for anyone who buys something. Take-out only cuz I don't want Buffalo wing sauce all over the keyboards and stuff.

There will be, of course, a no-return policy on all purchases made by patrons with a BA score over .08. There is a widget to measure that.
 
carlgo said:
I'm starting a combination Hooters and Apple-type store under the name Hard Core. It will feature as many really hot Geniuses as I can find, huge low-cost drinks and easy credit. Every night will be lady's night with free drinks for the first 20 to come through the door. Really attractive patrons will get a free iTunes download.

There will be free food for anyone who buys something. Take-out only cuz I don't want Buffalo wing sauce all over the keyboards and stuff.

There will be, of course, a no-return policy on all purchases made by patrons with a BA score over .08. There is a widget to measure that.
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I think 'Hard Core Duo' would be a better name. Or even 'Hard Core 2 Duo'
 
Hmm... I did see a friend of mine that I hadn't seen for 4+ years at the Apple Store.

This kid was by BEST friend in Elementary school. I moved and yeah...

... but I saw him at the Apple Store. Very cool.

The Apple store does have some very good looking men though,
especially when I'm there...



haha.:rolleyes:
 
Abstract said:
I guess if a girl walked up to me with a Mac Pro stuffed in her bra, I'd be impressed.
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Two classic Airports would suffice...
;)


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It even works for gay men, but there is more of a problem of questionably-straight eyecandy to contend with.
 
I find this dubious at best!

I go to the Apple store TRYING to meet men (I've been on the rebound. It's been ugly.) and it never, ever works. Ever.
 
Abstract said:
You see? Apple guys would rather feel up an iPod Touch than a woman! All Apple users are ghey and causing earthquakes across the world!!
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heheh this is true? :eek:

no but seriously goin to the Apple store to meet men? So i guess this works the other way around then right? Finding women who are looking for a date at the Apple sotre!:p
 
yg17 said:
Is that a stick of RAM in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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*gets on a drum set*

dun dun chhhhhh

It made it to the front page of Yahoo. I bet Apple is gonna love the increased attendence to their stores... or maybe they wont because the people wont have any interested in Apple products :rolleyes:
 
well, thats nice... but its not like that everywhere... San Fransico seems to me very boring if that is true :|

here in brazil you got both man & woman 10 meters from home... at the beach :D
 
The demographics of my local mall are about 90% women except for Sony Style, which is about 90% men, and the Apple Store, which is about 50/50.
 
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