Apple Store: Best place to meet men

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  1. Stampyhead macrumors 68020

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    Hmmm, I better start hanging out at the Apple store more then, for when the ladies show up in droves...
     
  2. marykay9507 macrumors 6502a

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    wow-- glad i stopped reading cosmo, but i guess it sort of makes a little sense-- maybe the apple stores should host a singles night-- they do have a bar....
     
  3. carlgo macrumors 68000

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    I'm starting a combination Hooters and Apple-type store under the name Hard Core. It will feature as many really hot Geniuses as I can find, huge low-cost drinks and easy credit. Every night will be lady's night with free drinks for the first 20 to come through the door. Really attractive patrons will get a free iTunes download.

    There will be free food for anyone who buys something. Take-out only cuz I don't want Buffalo wing sauce all over the keyboards and stuff.

    There will be, of course, a no-return policy on all purchases made by patrons with a BA score over .08. There is a widget to measure that.
     
  4. Stampyhead macrumors 68020

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    I think 'Hard Core Duo' would be a better name. Or even 'Hard Core 2 Duo'
     
  5. MacNut macrumors Core

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  6. Sesshi macrumors G3

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    Just my luck that every time I have reason to go there I'm in a foul mood.
     
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  8. iJesus macrumors 6502a

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    Hmm... I did see a friend of mine that I hadn't seen for 4+ years at the Apple Store.

    This kid was by BEST friend in Elementary school. I moved and yeah...

    ... but I saw him at the Apple Store. Very cool.

    The Apple store does have some very good looking men though,
    especially when I'm there...



    haha.:rolleyes:
     
  9. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    You want to meet men who are totally focused on checking out gadgets? That's when they're most likely to ignore you!
     
  10. iJesus macrumors 6502a

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    Of course, if you have better "gadgets"...
    ... you might have better luck
    ;)
     
  11. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    I guess if a girl walked up to me with a Mac Pro stuffed in her bra, I'd be impressed.
     
  12. c073186 macrumors 6502a

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    lol, nice.
     
  13. iJesus macrumors 6502a

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    Two classic Airports would suffice...
    ;)


    [​IMG]
     
  14. wongulous macrumors 6502a

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    It even works for gay men, but there is more of a problem of questionably-straight eyecandy to contend with.
     
  15. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    I find this dubious at best!

    I go to the Apple store TRYING to meet men (I've been on the rebound. It's been ugly.) and it never, ever works. Ever.
     
  16. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    You see? Apple guys would rather feel up an iPod Touch than a woman! All Apple users are ghey and causing earthquakes across the world!!
     
  17. yg17 macrumors G5

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    Is that a stick of RAM in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
     
  18. Smoogz macrumors member

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    heheh this is true? :eek:

    no but seriously goin to the Apple store to meet men? So i guess this works the other way around then right? Finding women who are looking for a date at the Apple sotre!:p
     
  19. Sesshi macrumors G3

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    Oh dear.

    SODIMM to boot.
     
  20. Zwhaler macrumors 603

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    *gets on a drum set*

    dun dun chhhhhh

    It made it to the front page of Yahoo. I bet Apple is gonna love the increased attendence to their stores... or maybe they wont because the people wont have any interested in Apple products :rolleyes:
     
  21. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Guys are going to be more interested in the melons than the Apples.
     
  22. Galapp macrumors regular

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    well, thats nice... but its not like that everywhere... San Fransico seems to me very boring if that is true :|

    here in brazil you got both man & woman 10 meters from home... at the beach :D
     
  23. Adokimus macrumors 6502a

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    Sorry about your bad luck Katie. You could always try this guy:

    http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=446101

    ;)
     
  24. iMacZealot macrumors 68020

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    The demographics of my local mall are about 90% women except for Sony Style, which is about 90% men, and the Apple Store, which is about 50/50.
     

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