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Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Sir Pancakes, Mar 1, 2008.
This is hilarious.
Hmmm, I better start hanging out at the Apple store more then, for when the ladies show up in droves...
wow-- glad i stopped reading cosmo, but i guess it sort of makes a little sense-- maybe the apple stores should host a singles night-- they do have a bar....
I'm starting a combination Hooters and Apple-type store under the name Hard Core. It will feature as many really hot Geniuses as I can find, huge low-cost drinks and easy credit. Every night will be lady's night with free drinks for the first 20 to come through the door. Really attractive patrons will get a free iTunes download.
There will be free food for anyone who buys something. Take-out only cuz I don't want Buffalo wing sauce all over the keyboards and stuff.
There will be, of course, a no-return policy on all purchases made by patrons with a BA score over .08. There is a widget to measure that.
I think 'Hard Core Duo' would be a better name. Or even 'Hard Core 2 Duo'
Why not call it "Dongle".
Just my luck that every time I have reason to go there I'm in a foul mood.
I vote for "iHard Core Pro Touch".
Hmm... I did see a friend of mine that I hadn't seen for 4+ years at the Apple Store.
This kid was by BEST friend in Elementary school. I moved and yeah...
... but I saw him at the Apple Store. Very cool.
The Apple store does have some very good looking men though,
especially when I'm there...
You want to meet men who are totally focused on checking out gadgets? That's when they're most likely to ignore you!
Of course, if you have better "gadgets"...
... you might have better luck
I guess if a girl walked up to me with a Mac Pro stuffed in her bra, I'd be impressed.
Two classic Airports would suffice...
It even works for gay men, but there is more of a problem of questionably-straight eyecandy to contend with.
I find this dubious at best!
I go to the Apple store TRYING to meet men (I've been on the rebound. It's been ugly.) and it never, ever works. Ever.
You see? Apple guys would rather feel up an iPod Touch than a woman! All Apple users are ghey and causing earthquakes across the world!!
Is that a stick of RAM in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
heheh this is true?
no but seriously goin to the Apple store to meet men? So i guess this works the other way around then right? Finding women who are looking for a date at the Apple sotre!
SODIMM to boot.
*gets on a drum set*
dun dun chhhhhh
It made it to the front page of Yahoo. I bet Apple is gonna love the increased attendence to their stores... or maybe they wont because the people wont have any interested in Apple products
Guys are going to be more interested in the melons than the Apples.
well, thats nice... but its not like that everywhere... San Fransico seems to me very boring if that is true :|
here in brazil you got both man & woman 10 meters from home... at the beach
Sorry about your bad luck Katie. You could always try this guy:
The demographics of my local mall are about 90% women except for Sony Style, which is about 90% men, and the Apple Store, which is about 50/50.