GeneR
macrumors 6502a
Re: the acrylic displays
I must be in the wrong line of work. TMay is far more creative than I am. Although, TMay does make several good points.... I have found that a good spaghetti strainer applied to the head while whistling high pitched dolphin sounds does magically connect you to your computer. It can even be used whenever you mistplace your garage door opener. Oh, sorry. Did I say that out loud?
Well, 'nuff said. Thanks for the input! 😀
Originally posted by TMay
I'm hijacking this sig for a few moments. My apologies.
I'm deep undercover at Infinity Loop. I'm part of the underground AppleTalk network. We use mac 512's running Forth integrated with Imagewriter II's to communicate over the power grid at baud rates so low as to appear as noise to anyone not looking.
I have ultrasecret information that these displays are the new Reality Distortion Field transducers. Yes! The rumors are absolutely true! Need more confirmation? I have the engineering data, plans and drawings that show, indeed prove, that Apple was secretly involved in the Moscone Center design. Oh, you say! What clever engineering to support the roof, but the structure looks so confining.
Those roof structures are antennae for the distortion field!
...The only way I got out of the test area intact was that I had previously wrapped myself with alternating layers of plastic wrap and aluminum foil, which created a shield. If you go into the store, take these precautions, and DO NOT forget the stainless steel spaghetti strainer on your head. I myself wore a lot of Carhart workclothes to cover it up, and it was extremely hot in this outfit, so drink lots of fluids.
As an aside, it is not only ethical but obligatory for test subjects to be PC/windows users. These give the best results by far, not unlike the proverbial canary in a coal mine.
Got to go now. My power company may be onto me.
Formula 409
I must be in the wrong line of work. TMay is far more creative than I am. Although, TMay does make several good points.... I have found that a good spaghetti strainer applied to the head while whistling high pitched dolphin sounds does magically connect you to your computer. It can even be used whenever you mistplace your garage door opener. Oh, sorry. Did I say that out loud?
Well, 'nuff said. Thanks for the input! 😀