Apple Watch Jokes

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  1. sheldomacrumors macrumors member

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  2. sheldomacrumors thread starter macrumors member

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    First joke I got on my watch!
     

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  3. enduro0125 macrumors member

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    Same one I got
     
  4. maxsix Suspended

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    These are the gimmicks that Apple pre-programs into Siri. One of many ways, like the random answers for Siri, the phone is designed to amuse, entertain and convince the unsuspecting, that it's a magical device.

    It's the one huge difference between the pretentious Siri and the more authentic, straightforward Google Now. Free of gimmicks and jokes Google's intent is to provide additional service, not gimmicks. It's faster, smarter and completely devoid of gimmicks. Very refreshing.
     
  5. artfossil macrumors 6502

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    Works for me. I'll take a smile or a laugh wherever I can find one.

    Research shows we're not only more effective when our positive emotions are engaged, but also smarter and our IQ is measurably higher. Another reason I use Apple tools.

    My joke:
    The past, present and future walk into a bar.
    It was tense.
     
  6. 2010lexus macrumors member

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    What did the cop say to the apple watch as it ran away?
    stop watch.
     
  7. Hellenek macrumors member

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    Two Apple Watches walk into a bar...I forget the rest
     
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    An Englishman, an Irishman and an Apple Watch walk into a bar.

    The Englishman says, "Whose round?"

    The Apple Watch replies, "Not me."
     
  9. bcaslis macrumors 68020

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    Here's mine.
     

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  10. sheldomacrumors thread starter macrumors member

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    This is the last one I got before my watch started to loop the jokes.
     

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  11. Hellenek macrumors member

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    What did Apple Watch do after a good meal?
    It went back four seconds!
     
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  13. Blujelly macrumors 65816

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    Here is my one!
     

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