Apple Witticisms

Discussion in 'Apple, Inc and Tech Industry' started by akm3, Feb 3, 2010.

  1. akm3 macrumors 68020

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    Anyone have any good Mac witticisms such as:

    "Mac users swear by their computers, windows users swear AT their computers"
     
  2. Doctor Q Administrator

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    The one that made me laugh the most was actually anti-Apple.
    Macintosh stands for Mostly always crashes. If not the OS hangs. :)
     
  3. maldoblaz macrumors member

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  4. maflynn Moderator

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    iMac there for I am has always brought a smile to my face.
     
  5. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

    The apple does not fall far from the tree.
     
  6. chrismacguy macrumors 68000

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    MAC, well that stands for Most Awfully Cool. (You can tell Im british xD)
     
  7. KingYaba macrumors 68040

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  8. localoid macrumors 68020

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    “If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.” (George Bernard Shaw)
     
  9. belvdr macrumors 603

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    What are you talking about?
     
  10. Winni macrumors 68030

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    Except for when it doesn't. (Which is awfully often, by the way.)
     
  11. maflynn Moderator

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    For windows yeah. For the Mac, no. I find that it does work and work better too.
     
  12. MacsRgr8 macrumors 604

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    LOL!! Brilliant :D
     

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