I would trust Chase over Mt Gox.
Me too. And I would trust a landline over an iPhone for calls too.
Bit Coin is programmable in that you can use it to turn on the lights in your living room if you have a Hue system.(You might be able to create a bot, give it a few thousand dollars and let it play the dollars to Bit Coin game until it goes broke.)
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT!? WHY WOULD YOU PAY YOUR LIGHTS? And bitcoin is one word.