Not unlike you keep doing.
Plenty of us have shown you the solutions to your 'issues'. If it doesn't work for you then so be it...but then the new MacBook pros are not for you at this time.
Reality is the new MacBook Pros come with only USB-C ports. All of us that purchase them, will either connect wirelessly, connect with an adaptor, or buy replacement cables for the devices we own, and possibly like me replace some flash drives.....that is reality. Maybe even purchase a new peripheral device. There are other choices and if that reality does not work for you, then perhaps it is time to look into those choices.
The base version comes with 2 ports not 4.. C'mon man.. Do you fans ever stop with the onslaught of bogus info?
Look, I am still considering the Macbook but I am not foolish enough to believe for one second there is any value in doing so.. If I buy it, it will be full well knowing that I am overpaying for what I am getting..